January 2011
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Actual children's answers to the question “what is... →
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“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5 “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”...
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When Your Friend Says There's A Bug In Your Hair
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That awkward moment when you realize you have...
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I meant for that "1" to be an exclamation point.
kimitos:
Me: Hi baby1 Him: Baby1? There are others T_T Me: HAHAHAHA MY BAD <3 I love you baby :) Him: Hahaha no! Go away whore :) Me: But. But I love you, baby1! Him: Okay, apology accepted baby4 <3 Me: FUCK YOU SLUT.
Okay fine... Don't text back.
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Fuck You..and your groceries
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